So today in the yee-old staff room we were talking about Africa and its hunger/ drought devastation. We came up with a plan....

Anyone who really loves whales I would stop reading about now (PS I DO NOT ADVOCATE THE HARMING OF ANIMALS! But eating them to save peoples a little different)

Any..who...

So I decided why not kill like two really big whales in a humane way, turn all their fat and meat into jerky or something. Then drop it over the most poverty ridden areas of Africa. We even came up with plans of how to process an animal that big, which included like 6 army Helis and a processing plant that's got one of those opening and closing roofs. We also thought about stealing some whale sperms and eggs then genetically modify the whale so that it doesn't grow blubber just meat. Then do the same to that one. Now your probably thinking were really fucked in the head but seriously people have you seen what they do to chickens and cows?! I don't think killing a couple whales to save some people from dieing of hunger is as bad.

Then for the drought problem, have many many peoples plant many many cacti (the kind that you can eat the insides and drink their nutrient rich water they produce) and wahhlah! Water and food! This is just an idea people... Just a thought...